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Kelly Oxford Shares a Magically Quirky Essay

Kelly Oxford's irreverent web commentary -- about everything from young motherhood to Madonna -- has earned her 500,000 Twitter followers, and a growing stack of Hollywood deals. Her new collection is a series of offbeat personal essays, entitled "Everything is Perfect When You're a Liar." Here's one that's pure magic.

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